TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
Love it! But I work at home, so I guess I could always show up naked but no one would ever know. Except maybe the kids but then the boys prefer to be naked anyway, so I guess we could have some kind of nudist work colony thing... LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL. I could just see the looks on the faces of my staff. I'm the boss at work.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of a way to encourage student learning :) or discourage it.
ReplyDeleteI do prefer the 'tan' option myself.LOL
LMAO, Elke! I'd love to see them keep a straight face at a staff meeting!
ReplyDeleteAnd same goes for the students, Barb :)