Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Wild, Wacky, Witty Wednesday!

Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS 

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You call every "How's my driving?" bumper sticker number to complain.

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


  1. LOL I love it! Thanks for the smile. : )

  2. Is this PMS? and here I thought it was just my personality... LOL

  3. And what's funny about that list???? Sounds like every day to me. LOL

    Thanks for the smile :)

  4. I hear you, ladies! I'm having one of those days myself. I've already "done" #s 1 - 2 - 5 & 10. LOL