Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
10. Ya, know. There's big money in kidneys. And this guy has two......
9. There go the lights again.
8. Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
7. Oh, no. Where's my Rolex?
6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that sharp thingy there.
5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
3. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
2. Hold this while I try to remember where it goes.
1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.