Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Witty, Wacky Wednesday!

You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When.....

  • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. 
  • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. 
  • Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down
  • You channel surf faster without a remote. 
  • You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
  • You can outlast the Energizer bunny. 
  • You short out motion detectors. 
  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  • You help your dog chase its tail. 
  • You're up to four heart attacks a day.
  • Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.
  • You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." 
  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
  • You're passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize: you left your car at home!

1 comment:

  1. I always like your jokes, Jenn! Ah, a woman with a sense of humor after my own heart! Hope you had a great Christmas!! :)