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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Witty, Wacky, Wild Wednesday!

You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...


  • Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.


  • You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your blouse unbuttoned.


  • Your twin sister forgets your birthday.


  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.


  • You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.


  • You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.


  • Your income tax refund check bounces.


  • The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


  • Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.


  • You put both contacts into the same eye.


  • Your mother approves of the person you're dating.


  • Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.


  • You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.


  • You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.


  • People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.


  • You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.


  • You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night...... and there aren't any.


  • It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

  • 4 comments:

    1. These are really good! I may have to steal a couple. What is the source? BTW, I've done the contact thing. lol

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    2. If you Google Top 10 List jokes, there are several
      "share" sites -- they also let you add jokes to their site. ;)

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    3. Yes, late again, but I'm so glad I dropped by. These are great. I laughed out loud at some.

      Thanks for posting these treasures.

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