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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Witty, Wacky Wednesday!

Men are like.....Recliners.
You pull the lever and they lay back

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like fires.
They go out if unattended!

How can you tell if your husband's dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote

How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?

Why is dating like a game of cards?
Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST............

Where is the best place to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
In the pages of a romance novel

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