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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Witty, Wacky Wednesday!!

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

6 comments:

  1. Sooo funny! Men really couldn't handle a vagina, even for a day. With great power, comes great responsibility and all that.

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  2. bahahahah, Jen! And Sherry, I agree with your great power comment. Thanks for the laugh you guys!

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  3. ROFLMAO!! I LOVE IT! Thanks, Jen, for the morning laugh and yes, I also agree with Sherry. Poor guys...it would just be another toy which they would continually play with and not really have 'read' the instructions and have no idea on how to work it properly.

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  4. Very cute, Jen. I agree with Kellie--Sherry, your comment about great power/responsiblity is spot on!!!

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  5. LOL Jen. I needed a good laugh.

    SO true, JD...but thankfully my hubbie reads the instructions. ;-)

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